NekoCat

This House/Cuddy storyline is riding on my nerves with each increasingly senseless episode.

( Spoilers for tonight's House. )

I usually don't rant about this stuff, especially not around a bunch of excited fans (unlike some annoying-ass people), but...I HAVE TO GET IT OUT.

( Spoilers for tonight's House. )

I SHIP THEM. SO HARD. WHY?

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CRADLE-ROBBER NEXT TO HIM, BUT I'M ALL FOR COUGAR!CUDDY.

I NEED FIC.

I NEED A MORE APPROPRIATE PLACE TO SQUEE. WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

OH GOD I NEED A NEW ICON.

Title Struggling to Exhale Oxygen
Rating PG-13
Characters Cuddy, Amber
Word Count 643
Spoilers Season 4
Summary One more reason Cuddy hates Amber.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: Pregnancy. Title comes from a line of the Shena Ringo song "Souretsu."

( Cuddy really wants to leave; for some reason, she can barely stand to be in the same room as this woman. )

A coherent story arc? OMG.

( Talky talky talky. )

Title Consolation
Rating PG-13
Pairing Amber/Cuddy
Word Count 100
Spoilers 409 - Games
Summary One way to deal with losing.

Double wow. Femmeslash - only the second time I've gone there. And the first time was a few years ago.

( It's only a drabble - just click on it! )

And this is totally random, but this moment always makes me think "OMG AMBER/CUDDY NOW."

That's right! Here comes the feminist to suck the fun out of everything! And this is really just scratching the surface. I could write a whole essay on "Amber vs Thirteen" alone.

Spoilers for 409 - Games.

( Cuddy. Cameron. Thirteen. Amber. )

Title 12 Drabbles
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, House/Wilson/Cuddy
Word Count 1,200
Spoilers None
Summary Twelve unrelated drabbles, just like the title says. Written while listening to Noe Venable's Boots.

The thing about drabbles...you do one batch, then you want to do more. Or maybe I'm just extra-fangirly because Season 4 is so close to starting.

And just because, here's an interview with Lisa Edelstein in the new issue of Bitch. As expected, they asked her about Cuddy's "baby quest" being a cliche, although not in as much detail as I would have liked (understandable, it's not like Lisa Edelstein writes the show).

( The shortest time you've gone from happily married to adulterous: twenty-four days. )

Title Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Out
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, Wilson/Chase, Wilson/OMC
Word Count 1,564
Spoilers Some Season 3 references
Summary Five ways Wilson could have come out (or been forced out) of the closet, but more than likely didn't.

I've been wanting to write this one forever. Entertainingly, OpenOffice likes to guess what word I'm typing. For this story, it decided I was trying to title it "Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Outrageously." That sounds like a fun story. Alas, it's not this one.

( What's the differential diagnosis for an adult male who blow dries his hair? Besides being Chase, of course. )

Title Better Than Any Drug
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; Wilson/Cuddy and House/Cuddy if you squint
Word Count 1,779
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House is running out of vicodin and Wilson notices him limping again. Then House is forced to bond with a rape victim, drudging up bad memories and more pain.

Well, here's chapter 4, which kind of took it's own direction. It feels a bit...off, but I did some tweaking that seemed to make it worse, so I left it alone. Oh well. In other news, I started watching Oz obsessively (finished S3), and Beecher/Keller really reminds me of House/Wilson. Which is both creepy and awesome.

( He stopped putting faith into anyone a long time ago – not in his father, mother, friends, and especially not lovers. )

Title Falling Pieces
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some Wilson/Cuddy and Cameron/Chase
Word Count 1,589
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary Whitner is beating House at his mind games. He gets an inappropriately young stalker and Wilson is...jealous?

Yay, here's chapter two of the series. Forgive me, but I must plug Noe Venable for a moment, since I nabbed the lyrics from her. "Don't Stop Crying" is on her album Boots.

( “Cuddy's breasts look bigger, don't they?” He lifts his hands up to demonstrate. “Fuller.” )

Title Wants and Needs
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some House/Cuddy and Wilson/Cuddy
Word Count 1,838
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House can walk and Cuddy wants Wilson's sperm. But nothing's ever that simple, and, of course, you can't always get what you want. Oh, and a definitely-lesbian Julie Whitner appears as a recurring character.

Wow, I've been writing a lot of fanfic. Huh. I have the first four of the seven chapters for this already, so it's highly unlikely it'll end up unfinished. I tried to keep this similar to the show (minus the medical cases, because I don't trust myself to write any) - so no make out sessions, no long declarations of love, no eloping. Sorry.

( After three months of running laps and being cooped up with Wilson, he is craving a case as much as he craves vicodin. Used to crave, he reminds himself, because he doesn't need it anymore. )

Title Five People Who Loved House (And How He Broke Their Hearts)
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson; House/Cuddy, House/Stacy, House/Cameron, House/Chase
Word Count 1,997
Spoilers 314 - Insensitive, and a bit beyond (although not very noticeable)
Summary Cuddy, Stacy, Cameron, Chase, and Wilson think about their twisted relationships with House.

I've been trying to write this since Words and Deeds, but last night's episode gave me the final nudge!

( Some people would ask, with no tact at all, how Wilson’s relationship with House could go back to normal so quickly. )