NekoCat

Also known as, my dorkiness grows with each day. This is not one of my...more organized (or well-edited) metas, especially since I have a much bigger one on the way (compare/contrast of the subtext in House, Buffy, Nip/Tuck, and Torchwood, woohoo!) and I'm suffering massive shock from Torchwood S2 possibly being good.

Anyway.

( Spoilers for House S4 and Nana Vol.8. Please don't spoil Nana for me, though. )

Damn, I just realized I need to re-tag my entire journal. FAIL. D=

( But this is pure win. Spoilers ahoy. )

( I hope you're not trolling my journal while at work. )

( Because I love writing meta and spend too much time on Wikipedia. )

Title Vicodin or Viagra
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 290
Spoilers 406 - Whatever It Takes
Summary House calls Wilson.

That's 300 words that could have gone into my NaNoWriMo novel.

( Hey, hey Wilson – Wilson, guess what I'm wearing. )

It's almost...disturbing, really.

( But it had to be done. )

Title Five Times House Almost Died
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 312
Spoilers 403 - 97 Seconds
Summary The five times House almost dies, Wilson is there.

( The first of many times you wake up, Wilson is there. )

Title 12 Drabbles
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, House/Wilson/Cuddy
Word Count 1,200
Spoilers None
Summary Twelve unrelated drabbles, just like the title says. Written while listening to Noe Venable's Boots.

The thing about drabbles...you do one batch, then you want to do more. Or maybe I'm just extra-fangirly because Season 4 is so close to starting.

And just because, here's an interview with Lisa Edelstein in the new issue of Bitch. As expected, they asked her about Cuddy's "baby quest" being a cliche, although not in as much detail as I would have liked (understandable, it's not like Lisa Edelstein writes the show).

( The shortest time you've gone from happily married to adulterous: twenty-four days. )

Title Five Times House Loved A Man
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 500
Spoilers None
Summary Just like the title says. Five drabbles.

( You loved him. )

Title Glass Walls
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson (Established)
Word Count 2,343
Spoilers None
Summary House gets into one of his moods when he finds an interesting case. Wilson copes.

Writing established House/Wilson is even harder than I thought it would be. Wow. There's really not a lot to go on.

( Wilson's mind had a running commentary of “glass walls glass walls glass walls” every time he walked into this office. )

My goal is less to prove Wilson is gay or bisexual, and more to show how House, MD could effortlessly go in that direction from the way Wilson has been characterized, and how the storyline could play out. While this is relevant to his relationship with House, the points do not center on it and deal with the relationship only peripherally.

I will be referring to Wilson as gay, although he could just as (or more) easily be bisexual. I don't care to argue where exactly he lies on the Kinsey Scale, as that point is irrelevant.

Clearly, Wilson's behavior is open to interpretation. From his actions in Season 3, he could very easily be codependent (covered already). He could also simply be in love with House, regardless of orientation (covered, covered, and covered). He could also be gay, which is the angle I decided to explore.

I also am not judging Wilson based on his “stereotypically gay” traits. Yes, he likes to cook and keep things tidy. He's concerned with his appearance, blow-dries his hair, and more than likely wears toe-nail polish. He has a bit of a feminine aura to him and knows a little too much about the Village People. As far as I am concerned, these are Wilson's personal quirks, nothing more.

( He's here, he's queer, get used to it. Damnit. )

Bought a book on the Enneagram after being kind of impressed by the typing system to help me develop some characters. Then, of course, it occurred to me to apply it to my unhealthy obsession, House. Specifically, House and Wilson (for this post, at least).

( Reading makes you stupid. )

Title Thank God For Sneezing
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 662
Spoilers 401 - Alone
Summary House's sneeze knocks him off-balance. Thank God.

Yes, inspired by the promo picture. The only way to stop my fangirling is just to give in.

( Reading makes you stupid. )

Title Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Out
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, Wilson/Chase, Wilson/OMC
Word Count 1,564
Spoilers Some Season 3 references
Summary Five ways Wilson could have come out (or been forced out) of the closet, but more than likely didn't.

I've been wanting to write this one forever. Entertainingly, OpenOffice likes to guess what word I'm typing. For this story, it decided I was trying to title it "Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Outrageously." That sounds like a fun story. Alas, it's not this one.

( What's the differential diagnosis for an adult male who blow dries his hair? Besides being Chase, of course. )

Title Touch
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 448
Spoilers None
Summary James Wilson is not a touchy-feely guy.

Another short fic to keep from going insane while working on a much longer one. And on a completely unrelated note: I had a dream about Wilson, House, Foreman, and Cameron (yes, I know, no Chase!) having a freaky four-way in a patient's kitchen. I blame Nip/Tuck.

( Sometimes Wilson is pretty stupid when it comes to House. )

Title Ever Loved
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, House/Stacy
Word Count 1,322
Spoilers 322 - Resignation
Summary "Have you ever loved anybody else?" From three point of views.

I swear I have fanfic ADD - I was working on something longer, and this popped in my head (nevermind the series I dropped to work on that longer aforementioned fic). Muse!House and muse!Wilson won't settle down.

( You miss that more than free sex. )

Geekery mode on! I feel the urge to write down my personal timeline for House and my justifications. I'll just keep adding to this post and linking back every time the topic comes up instead of repeating my arguments...

( House and Wilson met eight years before the start of the show. That's my argument and I'm sticking to it. )

Title Seriously!?
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 142
Spoilers 319 - Act Your Age
Summary Wilson comes out to House. Or does he?

I almost had a heart attack last night! I seriously (sorry), seriously thought Wilson was about to come out to House. Holy crap, what a weird moment. I need icons of Wilson flailing and fleeing from that episode. Like, yesterday.

( “You want to see me naked!” )

Title Better Than Any Drug
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; Wilson/Cuddy and House/Cuddy if you squint
Word Count 1,779
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House is running out of vicodin and Wilson notices him limping again. Then House is forced to bond with a rape victim, drudging up bad memories and more pain.

Well, here's chapter 4, which kind of took it's own direction. It feels a bit...off, but I did some tweaking that seemed to make it worse, so I left it alone. Oh well. In other news, I started watching Oz obsessively (finished S3), and Beecher/Keller really reminds me of House/Wilson. Which is both creepy and awesome.

( He stopped putting faith into anyone a long time ago – not in his father, mother, friends, and especially not lovers. )

Title Straight Disguise
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some Cameron/Chase
Word Count 1,630
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary Cameron accidently catches House and Wilson kissing while delivering a case. Being Cameron, she can't drop the issue and investigates, and Wilson being himself, panics.

Here's chapter 3, which is actually the first one I wrote (and the easiest)! This chapter's song, "I'm A Guy," is from Anjuli Dawn's album Give, and taken completely out of context to make it fit =D God, I love this song.

( “I think I saw House kissing Wilson,” Cameron says in a small voice, as if she is suffering some sort of trauma from seeing her boss lock lips with someone who isn't her. )