Sun, Aug. 24th, 2008, 12:20 am
House, Wilson, and Romance Tropes

“I have the right to walk away from you, House.”

What can I say? I'm stricken by the amount of romance tropes used in House/Wilson storylines on the show - such as the classic moment depicted in my icon - especially starting with Season 4's Amber Arc.

Because I'm too lazy to come up with a list myself, and to make sure I wasn't imagining it, I moseyed on over to TV Tropes. This is what I found House/Wilson storylines fit into...

Some vague Season 5 spoilers. )

Mon, Aug. 18th, 2008, 05:14 pm
House Love Debate: Cameron, Cuddy, or Wilson?

Okay, I'm such a fangirl, I had to take a screencap of this to keep so I can go back and squee at the H/W mainstreamnessness. I have no shame :D

Original: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b23088_house_love_debate_cameron_cuddy_wilson.html

THEIR LOVE IS SO... )

Sun, Aug. 17th, 2008, 12:32 pm
A Not-So-Smutty H/W Comic



I got new art supplies and am having a House-a-thon. So, naturally, this is the result...

A Not-So-Smutty H/W Comic. )

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008, 01:38 am
Speed

Title Speed
Rating PG-13
Characters Amber (plus a cameo by Cristina of Grey's Anatomy)
Word Count 300
Spoilers None
Summary The drugs are a tool like any, and she's going to use them to win.
A/N Written for The Amber Volakis Honorary Tribute Ficlet Fest. Hopefully more to come. Prompt: speed. Duh.

She tilts her head back and dry swallows, the same way House does every day with his Vicodin. )

Tue, May. 27th, 2008, 07:18 pm
STFU, FANDOM

House fandom is seriously pissing me off right now. Especially House/Wilson shippers: "Oh, boohoo! Wilson had no screen time this season, even though nearly every episode was a House/Wilson fest, and none of the other original cast members had nearly as much time on screen!" Or: "Oh, boohoo! TPTB is trying to take the gay away from us, even though they've all pretty much admitted to loving it!" Or: "Boohoo, House and Wilson are OH NOES ANGRY WITH EACH OTHER. Even though they'll be friends again and we know it."

UGH. And then: "AMBER WAS THE LOVE OF WILSON'S LIFE." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

I GO "WTF?" WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT HOUSE/STACY.

...Yeah, most fandom discussions are crawling under my skin. So, keeping to my "fandom should be fun, damnit" philosophy, I'm just skipping out on most of them and be lurky for a while (and work on my immensely bizarre fic). I have a feeling it won't be tolerable again until several episodes into Season 5.

Thu, May. 22nd, 2008, 11:34 am
House 416 Icons

Obviously, I'm not going process this episode until I write fic, do screencaps, make icons, a video, and lots of drawings. D:

I was just trying to make new icons for myself, then got carried away...

Not all angst, though. )

Wed, May. 21st, 2008, 05:45 pm
House 416 Screencaps

Okay, the emotions in this episode were too epic for TV. It hurts too damn much. D:

...and it's harder to watch the second time around.

It's like Crash. Except I've known the characters for 86 episodes instead of 2 hours.

Bitch-centric caps coming here soon (like, within a day).

Warning: incoherency, lots of D: emoticons, and repeated use of the word 'fuck'. )

Tue, May. 20th, 2008, 04:06 pm
Nothing Can Come Between

Title Nothing Can Come Between
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 978
Spoilers Season 4 Finale (415-416)
Summary Just as House began to believe nothing can come between him and Wilson.
A/N Kind of shamelessly stole from myself (In Memoriam), but it suits the situation.

The rational part of you knows it's stupid, but that tiny flicker in you ruled by emotion disagrees. You hate feeling this way. )

Mon, May. 19th, 2008, 11:33 pm
HURT SO GOOD

I'll be more coherent later on. Caps on Wednesday, because I have to write a paper.

FUCK. )

Wed, May. 14th, 2008, 03:25 pm
House 415 Screencaps

I finally recovered from the depressing spoilers to screencap the depressing episode!

...what is wrong with me? D:

Coherent thoughts were posted here.

Bitch-centric caps here.

Made of awesome. )

Tue, May. 13th, 2008, 06:01 pm
415 Thoughts

Screencaps coming later. For realz.

Now that I can think coherently... )

Sun, May. 11th, 2008, 11:36 pm
Strange Rules

Title Strange Rules
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Word Count 242
Spoilers Season 4
Summary Amber wants to play a game.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: don't touch.

Strange rules, but he's willing to abide by them. )

Sun, May. 11th, 2008, 08:48 pm
Struggling to Exhale Oxygen

Title Struggling to Exhale Oxygen
Rating PG-13
Characters Cuddy, Amber
Word Count 643
Spoilers Season 4
Summary One more reason Cuddy hates Amber.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: Pregnancy. Title comes from a line of the Shena Ringo song "Souretsu."

Cuddy really wants to leave; for some reason, she can barely stand to be in the same room as this woman. )

Thu, May. 8th, 2008, 04:21 pm
Amber as a Feminist Icon? (Or: Why Amber is Awesome)

This is just a draft - I also reserve the right to take this all back if the show fucks up her character in the finale. (EDIT: They didn't, YAY. And now includes finale spoilers.)

Why I love Amber the character. )

Tue, May. 6th, 2008, 08:19 pm
House 414

...the spoilers killed me. I can't do slashy fun screencaps T_T

I'm going to the Bitch-centric ones for my site now.

Tue, May. 6th, 2008, 06:30 pm
OH GOD, WHY? T_T

Wilson's Heart spoilers of massive proportions.

IT HURTS SO GOOD. BUT MOSTLY HURTS. )

Mon, May. 5th, 2008, 10:51 pm
Living the Dream Meta

A coherent story arc? OMG.

Talky talky talky. )

Tue, Apr. 29th, 2008, 04:48 pm
House 413

My coherent thoughts are here.

Bitch-centric caps coming this weekend here.

These last four episodes might end up being the last caps I do. I just anticipate college eating my brains. And time. Time's important.

In which Wilson is the master manipulator. )

Tue, Apr. 29th, 2008, 03:29 pm
Meta While I Wait...

I was just going to toss this in with the screencaps, but I'm having downloading issues, so those won't be done for several more hours. Grr. I want to see drunken Wilson again!

Talky talky talky. )

Sun, Apr. 27th, 2008, 10:00 am
The Definition of Insanity

Title The Definition of Insanity
Rating NC-17
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Amber
Word Count 5,673
Spoilers 411 - Frozen
Summary The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
A/N Kind of an expansion on "He Said." This story ate my brain for two months (how sad) so I'm glad to be done with it. First NC-17 fic released to the world and blah blah blah...

Now he's close enough to feel House's breath on his face; it smells predictably of his typical evening scotch. The top button of his shirt is undone. )

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